Lo, that bottle of apple juice 'twas surely hermetically vacuum-sealed by Hermes himself. I've vowed there's not a sealed foodstuffs container I can't open, but that was damn close. My hands have gotten fat, lazy, and stupid, resting on their laurels. They're going to start working out again first thing tomorrow!
Aye vill haf stronk handz, fuhr "Aye moost break yu."