Of interest (especially to Joe) is the SCP Foundation. Perhaps the best entry to it is gained through the TVTropes Wiki page on it. It's a little haven of weird on the internet that's done right for a change. I'm seriously contemplating becoming a contributor there, because I have all these weird things living in my head that must be contained.
I think I have bronchitis. Hopefully, this will not interfere with my surgery next Wednesday. But at least I got my desired facebook name. Which I shall now proceed to never use, ever.
Now I'm off to enjoy a healthy breakfast of Nietzsche Pops: Die Überbreakfast.