The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good

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Everything gets married.

I want this played at my bachelor party.

"You know what? It doesn't matter, because I love you so much that it's time for you to go to sleep."

"What? Are you kidding?! They're my best friends! That's why I married you, so I wouldn't have them anymore."

I've also said to Becca that I think my bachelor party should consist of a bunch of us dudes sitting around and watching John Carpenter movies. There are a bunch I haven't seen with vinz_klortho, and he's probably the best person to watch them with.

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