So, I'm thinking I need a part-time job as a Magical Negro (only part-time because I'm only part-negro).
How would I go about doing so?
I'm thinking this is the kind of thing craigslist is for.
Jobs (PT) Magical Negro for hire. Negro seeks employment by hero or movie studio employing same, for purposes of travel, adventure, and spiritual exploration. Please e-mail me with information on the expected plot and magical powers for the position. Serious inquiries only.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with scripts for buddy pictures with Chris Tucker
it's ok to contact this poster with scripts for buddy pictures with Chris Rock