The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good

Weights & Measures

I've been purchasing salad for lunch lately. Today, I put mine on the scale at the register and it read 1.01. So close! Then, when I took it off, it said "0.02" so my salad was actually .99 lbs. Same amount of error, opposite direction. I should have taken an extra half of a bacon bit.

(Yes, I keep my own salad dressing back at the office. I'm not stupid. I know they get you by weighing the dressing.)

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