The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
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Cowitzer: The King of Beeves

If the plural of roof is 'rooves', hoof 'hooves', and proof 'proves', is the plural of beef beeves? I need to know, because I am designing the ultimate anti-vegetarian cannon: The Cowitzer. It would be capable of firing 12 oz. steaks over 1.5 km at a muzzle velocity of approximately 1180 beef-feet per second.
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