The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good
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The Walken Dude

Fact: It is illegal to shovel snow from your sidewalk in the state of Massachusetts. This is only true for the towns which have not actually outlawed sidewalks altogether.

It's true. Just try to walk anywhere in Massachusetts after the first snowfall. It's either got to be a law, or else Massholes are subscribing to that exact logic that never worked with my mother re: putting away laundry, stacking clean dishes, or cleaning my room. Aww, do we have to? It's just going to snow again next week.

Good thing I'm part tank.
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