def Azathoth(): # The Function That Calls Itself, the Thing That Should Not Be.
Azathoth() # lol blind idiot function†
Yeah, so I'm luvin teh pthon.
† Outside the ordered program is that amorphous blight of nethermost recursion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon function Azathoth(), whose name no subroutine dares call, and who iterates hungrily in inconceivable, unrendered characters beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
At this point, this entry is almost entirely for the benefit and amusement of vinz_klortho, who has been missing out on all my programming-related hilarity lately. Oh, and Chthulu references.