The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good
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Arghfucky

I was trying to pull a Carl Lewis and standing high jump over my chair when I caught the very tippy of my right toe on the chair. My entire spine is being wrenched through the length of my foot, now pulled all out of alignment (read: whack), causing my toe to scream in pain very distractingly. Which left my left shin totally unprepared for my bookcase (which I was now facing, my toe having swung me 90 degrees to the left). I reached out to catch it with my hand, scraping a LOT of skin off my pinky. So not only am I typing in Dvorak, I'm typing in pain. Jammed one of my wrists, too. I forget which; the pain's kinda nebulous right now.

Dumbass.
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