Music:Rod Stewart slaughters your favorites & vice-versa
It's not Slash fic without a little GNR
..And at that moment, John Fogarty jams the mic stand through Rod Stewart's abdomen and lifts him skyward. Rod clutches at the pole in vain as he slides down it until he's face to face with John. John asks Rod through tightly clenched teeth, foaming with rage and seething with hatred, "I wanna know, Roddy boy, have you ever seen the PAIN?!"