The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good

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Apropos of nothing, a duet

I look down to see an notification flashing for Miranda-IM

Jase: west philadelphia born and raised
Me: Only a playground is where I spent most of my days
Jase: chillin out maxin relaxin all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of the school
Me: when a couple of guys who were up to no good
Jase: started makin trouble in my neighborhood
Me: I got in ONE LITTLE FIGHT and my mom got scared
Jase: she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
Me: I whistled for the cab and when it came near
Jase: the license plate said fresh and it had dice on the mirror
Me: If anything, I could say that this cab was rare
Jase: but I thought, naw forget it, yo home to bel air!
Me: I. Pulled. up to the house about 7 or 8
Jase: and I yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes, smell ya later!"
Me: looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
Jase: to sit on my throne, the prince of bel air
Me: *synth outro*

Jase: Scene 1: Uncle Phil and Will are in the kitchen, Will makes fun of Uncle Phil's weight
Me: Uncle Phil scowls. Just then, Geoffrey comes in and does something English.
Jase: Uncle Phil walks off, disgusted at everyone and at his increasing waistline. Geoffrey, being pleased that he is an uppity butler like benson, returns to his room. Carlton walks in excitedly, saying "Will, Will!"
Me: Will flashes him a "What you talkin' bout Willis" look as he butters his toast.
Jase: haha I got nothin
Me: Me either
Me: Just like the real writers

(disclaimer: I was actually a huge fan of the show. Kellogg Leverbaum? He's the smartest kid in the school! He's the one who figured out Color Me Badd was white! Kellogg Leverbaum? He's the smartest kid in the school! He's the one who figured out Mariah Carey was black!)

15:52:39 Me: oh well, posting whatever we got to LJ
15:52:45 Me: Maybe we'll get picked up for a sequel
15:52:55 Jase: hahaha
15:53:12 Jase: I couldn't think of any wacky hijinks for carlton
15:53:23 Jase: that didn't involve dancing to tom jones or being excited about being the mascot
15:53:27 Me: ha ha
15:53:50 Me: Look at my sweater! It's a Cosby sweater! A Cooooooooohhsby Sweeeehhhhhtuuhhhh
15:54:03 Jase: hahhaahh
Tags: nostalgia

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