So yeah, I have a new number. You can get it by calling my old number; I've updated my voicemail with a rather lengthy [lengthly is not a word, durr, N@!] voice message (sorry to people who have to call it a lot and get to hear my :45 message OVER AND OVER AND OVER HA HA HA) where I detail my new phone number, what the weather is like outside, what I had for lunch, and what I am wearing at any given moment of the day. There is always the possibility, however, that I myself might answer, in which case you should hang up immediately before I can relate what the weather is like outside, what I had for lunch, and what I am wearing at any given moment of the day. Do not under any circumstances talk to me on the phone, because that would be like, weird, and stuff and like anyway what would we talk about?
So yeah, the lady said I will likely have the phone tomorrow, but Tuesday the latest. I hope I have it tomorrow because I can then test it on Rt. 17 and in Ithaca. I might as well use all my minutes because none of the minutes in your first billing cycle accrue for rollover (because you can return the phone any time for 30 days, I guess). OH WOW SPENDING MONEY YAY. PS BANKCO STOCK PLS STAY UP FOR UNTIL AUG 8TH TKS PLS OK THX!