I spoke with my counselor at Gannett over the phone yesterday, and she is recommending me for return to the University. One gatekeeper left to go.
I am not a great chef, but if I have one culinary aspiration in life, it is to perfect my Unstoppable Bacon Technique. I will be able to break vegetarians in half. Vegans will be quartered by the smell alone. But for now, I practice... and bide my time.