The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good
eideteker
  • Mood: tasteless
  • Music: The Greaseman - Lawman

Esas Pelotas Locas

I can't get the picture of Ted Williams' ghost boar-hogging the ghost of Babe Ruth out of my head. Thank goodness baseball is stupid, or I might care.

Becca's birthday is today, as is her cousin's funeral. My Academy Award is en route for the performance I put in this morning calling in sick so I could go with her.

Good thing I realized before it was too late that when a girl tells you she wants a "stuffed animal" for her birthday, you don't take her to a taxidermist. That could have been awful.
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