It is frickin sweltering here. It's hotter than LA, and it's about the same temperature as Miami Beach without the scantily-clad hotties. The frickin humidity is killer. Yesterday, we were only five degrees (Farenheit) from the record high (of 96). And it feels like frickin Phoenix. Why do people live in New Jersey again? You can't pump your own gas, fireworks are illegal, and you (practically) have to kill someone to get a gun*.
I'm either moving to Australia or Canada because I need to be somewhere where it is in the 50s-60s right now. I had a plan, when I was a kid, to have a house in every climate so that I could always be comfortable with a simple boat or jet ride around the world. I am halfway there, because I have been on both a plane and a boat.