"Hey, Sailor, are we gonna slow dance or what?" is my new favorite phrase, especially when used with a vaguely homophobic real estate agent who has a hard time calling you back or even finishing his own sentences.
'I'll.. I'm gonna... uh...'
"Check on that?"
I'm waiting for him to set an appointment with me. It's very tempting to call him up and ask him that very question. Later, I scare even myself.