Real Estate Baron
Huh, I like the sound of that. And all at the age of 22. Buys a place below market price, fixes it up, sells it for $5 profit. Buys next model up; lather, rinse, repeat.
Wow, this is just like Escape Velocity. Easy, right?
By the way, word around work is that I am The Man. And I'm up for promotion to The Motherfuckin' Man.