(Does anyone else do that? I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. Explains why I read so slow, but what do you want? At least I taught myself how to read instead of waiting around like most of your lazy asses.)
One pack of underwear (remember what we were talking about) I bought has a pair with chili peppers on it and the other says "hot stuff" all over it. Not that I feel a need to boast, not by any means. If anything, as both a banker and a regulator, I believe in accurately disclosing necessary information upon request. Now I can do exactly that, but IN MY PANTS.
"Every day, I am forced to add another name to the list of ladies who find me hott"