Ozzy Osbourne, I choose you!
Use your Drunken Slur attack!
> Kurt Cobain is confused!
> Kurt Cobain uses Angst attack.
> Kurt Cobain misses and does himself 216 points of damage.
> Kurt Cobain has fainted! Do you want to catch him?
> You do not have a mop or a large enough bucket.
I think with Fair Use, we could turn this into a successful marketing franchise.
> Ozzy Osbourne gains 12 experience and 16.4 r0ckébucks.
> The creature was carrying an item! You get Courtney's Love.
> You cannot discard this item. It has already been discarded too many times.
WAUGH! This game SUCKS!
Or maybe not...