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  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">darksmile
Name: Always blues and a delicate smile
User: 22855
Created: 2000-11-01
Post Count: 1736 </td>
Ladies love the Dark Smile.
Strengths: keepin it real, master player, architect of systems, symmetrical userid#
Weakness: poontang
Special Skills: founding lj communities, generating invite codes en masse, can do anything in two tries, eideteker
Weapons: bow and arrow, foil or broadsword, rubber bands, and pen
Allies: wimpdork, vinz_klortho, contadina, tckma, reverend_dave, 9mm, baka, dysthymia, sobriquet, kermix0r
 
 
  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">contadina
Name: Becca
User: 31919
Created: 2000-12-09
Post Count: 467 </td>
Unbridled enthusiasm wrapped up in a pretty package.
Strengths: her eyes, smile
Weakness: a weakness for the lord of all geeks... and she's clumsy
Special Skills: can make learning fun, ability to sense a bargain anywhere
Allies: darksmile, wimpdork, jennay138, lizardbeth, benzado
 
 
  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">vinz_klortho
Name: Vinz Klortho
User: 48034
Created: 2001-01-26
Post Count: 493 </td>
"Yes, my Gatekeeper?"
Strengths: the power of ten geeks
Weakness: those same ten geeks' skill with the ladies... multiplied
Special Skills: geek telepathy, B-movie sense
Weapons: pr0n
Allies: DarkSmile, Morgaine, Reverend Dave, tckma, pr0n
 
 
  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">wimpdork
Name: nemo
User: 526832
Created: 2002-04-12
Post Count: 66 + neemo </td>
Snee!
Strengths: cute
Weakness: too cute
Special Skills: dating rock stars, queen of teh intarnet
Weapons: cute!@$!@$!~!!
Allies: everyone
 
 
  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">reverend_dave
Name: Reverend Dave
User: 190682
Created: 2001-06-18
Post Count: 327 </td>
"I've got a joke for you..."
Strengths: comprehensive canon of music, movies & mixed media
Weakness: illegal copyrighted material
Special Skills: can captivate anyone's attention
Weapons: Back off, man. He's a film school grad.
Allies: darksmile, vinz_klortho, raptorck, hangman, regyt, corneredangel, lampbane, neopanda
 
 
  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">baka
Name: Vampire Hunter B
User: 9675
Created: 2000-08-03
Post Count: 463 </td>
Ugh, I'm so goff.
Strengths: More goff than you.
Weakness: from Illinois, bright light, rap, Jesus
Special Skills: the nexus of all inside jokes
Weapons: hax0r skillz
Allies: enna, lorelei, darksmile, nemo, m00t, kermix0r, patty, the rest of #tmbg
 
 
  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">dysthymia
Name: dysthymia{Zero}
User: 25078
Created: 2000-11-12
Post Count: 391 </td>
"In other news..."
Strengths: fastest middle finger in the west
Weakness: rx-7's
Special Skills: photograp0r, hax0r, aut0-mechanix
Weapons: exudes waves of funk
Allies: dpb, nemo, kermix, darksmile, thegmancan, rackell007
 
 
  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">sobriquet
Name: sobriquet
User: 26166
Created: 2000-11-16
Post Count: 388 </td>
heh.
Strengths: knows more R.E.M. songs than R.E.M.
Weakness: confidence, being punched by nemo
Special Skills: eats kittens... or used to
Weapons: r0ck, c0de, pragmatist philosophy, ansi
Allies: darksmile, nemo (?), baka, modnar
 
 
  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">kermix
Name: Daring Adventurer Kermix
User: 47503
Created: 2001-01-25
Post Count: 845 </td>
Hail Eris.
Strengths: mafia connections, flash skillz, arcane knowledge, mirror image of darksmile
Weakness: overthinking, job dissatisfaction, mirror image of darksmile
Special Skills: 23-sense, game design, oracular vision, the ear
Weapons: kermixcast
Allies: this guy knows like tons of people
 

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