And it was written, there shall be no user-serviceable parts inside, and that should said user attempt such, so shall the warranty drift into the land known in Malchazedeth as 'invalid'."
I shall write technical documents for companies. Yes, but I shall do it my way. Which is apparently a dead ripoff of the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail. But fuck it. Since when have you actually enjoyed reading a manual?
I'm a motherfucking maverick.