The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good
eideteker
  • Mood: poison poison poison tastyfish!
  • Music: Motherfucking Goddamn WSOU!!! / TV Show: The Simpsons

It came to me in a dream

"And lo, did Bandor take the Toastmaster XP-35L in both hands and hold it on high, way above his head. And lo, did he jump merrily into a nearby source of water. And lo, were his actions not condoned by the Toastrix Corp. nor any of its subdiaries.
...
And it was written, there shall be no user-serviceable parts inside, and that should said user attempt such, so shall the warranty drift into the land known in Malchazedeth as 'invalid'."

I shall write technical documents for companies. Yes, but I shall do it my way. Which is apparently a dead ripoff of the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail. But fuck it. Since when have you actually enjoyed reading a manual?

I'm a motherfucking maverick.
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