Now when it's someone you've known for awhile and if she's kinda bodyrockin', then it's a different story. One might say a pornographic story. The kind of story you might read in a pornographic magazine. The kind of magazine you might find in a pornography store.
Now that's what I'm talkin' bout. Wait, no it's not. I was talking about people who creep me out. Gah, train of thought, how you have failed me!