FUCK YOU. I drove home with NO BRAKES. Try dealing with a real problem, you whiny dipshits. Thank God I know how to drive with my parking brake. And I'm a fucking ill motorist.
Not enough people call shit ill. And the handle on the glove box broke off. =\
I had to get home. Why? I had two cases of Dew in the trunk, one of which was Red Alert. It's what's important.
Good thing I got my AAA membership today. Now I just need my own EZpass.