And for that, I shall kill you, your family and friends, and heck, anyone that looks like you. Because my invisible man—no, THE Invisible Man, the one and only, told me to.
Well, ok. He didn't actually tell me. He told one of my ancestors. And He didn't actually tell him. He just inferred that He would want us to kill you for not liking Him. I mean, it stands to reason, right?
Wait, what am I asking you for? You can't even pick the right invisible man to love. Your judgement is obviously flawed, and fatally.