"Of course not. I assume that anyone who sees me has a good morning as a matter of course. To wish them one would be superfluous."
That one almost got me hit by my manager.
We would have also accepted: "The worst part about being me is having to walk around all day without being able to look at myself."
I think Joe and I need to resurrect his idea of referring to oneself as 'ego'. Example: "Ego was walking down the hall when Ego stopped and thought to Egoself, 'Hmm... Ego would like a sandwich.'"
Sometimes it feels so good to be so evil. Evil wears a smile. A Dark Smile.