The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good
eideteker

I have decided.

If I ever do get a cel phone, the ring tone will be either "Bulls on Parade" or "Aqualung."

The Scene, A Business Meeting
Chairman: And so you see our profit margins—
*beepbeep deedle beepbeep deedle-eedle-eddle*
Our profit mar—
*beepbeep deedle beepbeep deedle-eedle-eddle*
Our profit—
*beepbeep deedle beepbeep deedle-eedle-eddle*
KA-WIT IT NOW! >=(

Hee.
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