So go out and get yourself some thick black frames.
I'm happiest when I'm pissing someone off. Like, really pushing their buttons. And just like my psionic power to know where someone's ticklish, I know where those buttons are intuitively.
Now, I just need to find a job where I can really irritate a lot of people, on a very personal level, each and every day.
Man, that job would never get boring.