Vedkar: Maybe it is two o'clock in the afternoon in India, but it is 5 AM here
Vedkar: and I have work in three hours
lorelei: yeah what are ya doin up?
Vedkar: DEAR NEIGHBORS
lorelei: oh right, the fucktards
Vedkar: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY YOUR DAMN TANDOORI MUSIC AT 5 AM AT MAX VOLUME
lorelei: oh you're kidding? wankers!
Vedkar: And of course
Vedkar: The minute I step outside to tell them
Vedkar: it stops
Vedkar: So I can't tell where it was coming from
Vedkar: Fucked, of course
Vedkar: I'm UP now
lorelei: how annoying!
Vedkar: fscking bastards
Author's note: cannot fight fire with fire. The door that seperates my room from the rest of the apartment is thinner (not much) than the walls, or else I'd blast some Kittie.
"GET AWAY FROM ME! STAYTHEFUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!"