The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good
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Iamb the shit.

At 8, I awoke to my downstairs neighbor's BOOM BOOM music. Joe knows of this phenomenon, as we lived next to two white kids who liked reggae a little too much and their treble a little too little.

I hate listening to other people's bass.

So now, I am listening to—no, blasting Leona Naess, as I have been for the last hour. I fight booty music with cutie music.

Next, I think, is either Metallica, KoRn, or Helmet.

I think I'll go for KoRn, and then sing along. Lounge singer style.

Because really, there is no reason to listen to dance music when you are not in a dance hall, dancing. If you do, in fact, listen to this music on your own time, recreationally, it is something of which you should be ashamed, rather than blasting it so your neighbors have to listen. And yes, it has gotten louder since I started playing my music. I hope my boy does not want to play it that way, because I have killer speakers and earplugs.

UPDATE: THIS IS GREAT. I HAVE THE KORN ALL THE WAY UP TO EIGHTEEN AND I CAN NO LONGER HEAR HIS MUSIC AT ALL. OF COURSE, I CAN'T REALLY HEAR ANYTHING, BUT IT ROCKS@!! TAKE THAT YOU TAKE THAT LISTENING DANCE HALL MOTHERFUCKER!@#! I AM TEH KING OF TEH WHIRLED!%@!!!!

hubris, anyone?
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