The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good

Second Coming Delayed by Recent Events

HEAVEN, SKY— The Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been postponed indefinitely, sources close to the Divine say. In a rare interview, the Savior was recently quoted as saying, "Hey, I was about to make my appearance in the greatest city in the world, but with all the shit going down lately, I just don't know, man."

This comes in light of today's crash of an American Airlines Aerobus A300 into the Rockaway section of Queens, New York, just outside the city still bearing the scars of the September 11th terrorist attack. Terrorist involvement with today's incident is still under investigation.

Regarding today's events, the Savior also was heard to remark, "Hey, man. I've got all the time in the world. I mean, I can come back whenever. In fact, I think maybe I'll kick back for another 2000 years and watch Survivor reruns. Survivor's much cooler in Heaven, because it's real."
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