What's that game called where you place your hand on a table and stab the spaces between your fingers as fast as you can? Bishop did it in Aliens, I believe. Anyway, I used to be really good at that; about 5 or six stabs a second. Now I'm down to four (41 stabs in 10 seconds). That's still 240 chances to stab myself per minute. And I used a pen today, not a knife like I used to. Good thing, too, or I would have lost my index finger, cut some tendons in my thumb, and pretty well slit the back of my wrist. I can tell by where the ink marks my skin. I haven't done it since right before I started dating Becca, when I stabbed myself through my thumbnail pretty righteously.
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