The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good
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  • Mood: so goff it hurts... other people
  • Music: Samurai Jack

"How... does it feel / to be turning 22?"

To the boy who's so goff he's beaten every single Zelda game just by insulting Gannon's taste in music:

A thousand faeries couldn't repair his hearts.
It was either this, or Gothku, the Super Saiyan.

baka: "I'll bet you don't even own any Cure albums. How can you call yourself evil?"
Gannondork: "It's true! It's all so true!"

He's so goff, he goes to the Rocky Horror Picture Show and the actors insert lines in his dialogue.
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