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Stolen from Saucy Aussie Lassie lorelei

Answer all of these questions with a lyric from a song.

** Are you male or female?

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable."
—King Missile, Detachable Penis

** Describe your neighborhood:

"The north side of my town faced east and the east was facing south."
—The Who, Substitute

** How do you look?

"On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man
in a dusty black coat with a red right hand."
—Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Red Right Hand (hey, it beats Rancid's Time Bomb, which was my first choice)

** If you could say something flirtatious to someone, what would it be?

"I wanna make love to you woman, I wanna lay you down by the fi-yaaah
and caress your womanly bodaaay; make you moan, and perspire
I wanna make love make love make love love lovelovelove—"
—Chef's first song on South Park

"I've got nothing to win and nothing like you left to lose."
—Hum, Why I Like the Robins

** How do you feel about the opposite sex?

"My dear my dear my dear you do not know me but I know you very well..."
—Pharcyde, Passin Me By (or maybe Biz Markie: "I axed her her name she said "blah blah blah" she had nice tight pants and a very big bra") =D

** Any words of wisdom:

"The point of the journey is not to arrive... anything can happen."
—Rush, Prime Mover

** What are you doing right now?

"Here I am... the only living boy in New York."
—Simon of Garfunkel, Only Living Boy

"Watching people live and die on screen."
—VAST, Last One Alive

** Send a message to someone in your past

"When will you believe me when I say these things to you?
No one likes a liar, baby, no one at all."
—VAST, A Better Place

"If she don't hold me right, she's never gonna get me there...
not tonight."
—Hum, I Hate It Too

"A wasted string of years
and a wasted string of lies
It's all the same to me.
You're a waste of a song
You're a waste of my lungs."
—Hum, You'd Prefer an Astronaut

** If you could say one thing to your first lover, what would it be?

"I will always treasure our time together. I don't feel enough of anything to harbor the kind of disdain that you'll maintain. You painted me into what you wanted to see.
That's fine. But you will never know me."
—William Shatner in Fear of Pop's "In Love"

"I'd like your face gone, and in its place the sun
and I would be an astronaut."
—Hum, You'd Prefer an Astronaut

** What do you usually do for fun?

"I set the clouds in motion
turn up light and sound
activate the windows
and watch the world go 'round"
—Rush, Prime Mover

** Justify your existence.

"Release me from this need I have of me."
—VAST, A Better Place (again, so I cheated... it's the song I'm listening to. :P)

** What do you think about America?

"Where your eyes won't open
fade or divide
Peace, from the darkest hours
bathe in your light."
—Brother Cane, And Fools Shine on

"struggling to breathe... a sweet insanity, like a black tranquility. Yeah, I'm looking through the eyes of a psycho... an American psycho."
—The Misfits, American Psycho

** What do you think about school?

"You've been telling me you were a genius since you were seventeen.
In all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean.
The weekends at the college didn't turn out like you'd planned
the things that pass for knowledge, I can't understand."
—Steely Dan, Reelin' in the Years

** How do you feel right now?

"Every time I move I lose. When will luck come in?
Every time I turn around, I'm back in love again."
—LTD, (Every Time I Turn Around) Back in Love Again

** Any closing words?

"Get away from me! Stay the fuck away from me!"
—Kittie, Raven ::giggle::

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