September 15th, 2008

Meet Mr. Sigmoidoscope

"Life is better lost in the living than lost in the keeping." Or what was the old chestnut from Braveheart? "All men die, but not all men live."

I'm in the waiting room at the hospital here, waiting for them to knock me out and look up my butt.

When I am again able, I am going to go to an all-thou-can-eat buffet and I will get one of everything. Then I will put each item in my mouth and just taste it. I'm not expressly hungry, but I miss food. I miss flavors other than water, gatorade, and laxative.