May 30th, 2002

Silky Smooth; PDE

But I'm *not* sweet, and I don't *have* a heart.

There's nothing that quite matches the feeling of uncertainty you get when you suspect that someone you've just met has a shrine in your honor that she goes home to at night.

Now when it's someone you've known for awhile and if she's kinda bodyrockin', then it's a different story. One might say a pornographic story. The kind of story you might read in a pornographic magazine. The kind of magazine you might find in a pornography store.

Now that's what I'm talkin' bout. Wait, no it's not. I was talking about people who creep me out. Gah, train of thought, how you have failed me!
  • Current Music
    Hallandotes, Say it isn't So
Silky Smooth; PDE

*breathless*

I see white people. They're everywhere... and... they don't know they're white. So they run around, wearing baggy clothes, listening to hip-hop, and talking about making that phat bling-bling just like daddy.
  • Current Music
    some stupid white boy rap