April 25th, 2002

Grrr!, Dammit!

"I just want to say fuck y'all, suck my dick, and... uh... LICKASS!" -Loc Dogg

Fuck you all. Mommy doesn't love me. I feel blah today. I don't like the commercial for XYZ Brand.

FUCK YOU. I drove home with NO BRAKES. Try dealing with a real problem, you whiny dipshits. Thank God I know how to drive with my parking brake. And I'm a fucking ill motorist.

Not enough people call shit ill. And the handle on the glove box broke off. =\

I had to get home. Why? I had two cases of Dew in the trunk, one of which was Red Alert. It's what's important.

Good thing I got my AAA membership today. Now I just need my own EZpass.

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