October 5th, 2001

Oh, so you noticed...

Going over the fake checks I've been processing as part of my intensive training, the instructor today finally noticed the little memo I've been putting on all of them, as inspired by my uncle's brother's son's cousin's former roommate: "for Personal Massage."

Oh, yeah.

I got paid today. Passed my "midterm" with less than two points of error. I am going to be the second best damn teller EVER.

spendocrat: I have cash for you. I want to get my hosting set up, man. Find me, Mr. Businessman.

Another mission accomplished. I now own all that music. I want a CD tower sometime soon. I also want to hit The Village if I can even get there tomorrow. I haven't been back to lower Manhattan yet... Christ, for all I know, it could still all be CLOSED. :(
Who wants to go with me? Somebody, pleeeeeeease? If I don't see Downward Is Heavenward or Lula Divinia there, I'll order them through gemm.com or amazon.

I am not white; I am not black. I am proud to call myself an ASSFREAKIN' AMERICAN!
Silky Smooth; PDE

Are You A Sex God? (http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/god_switch.jsp)

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightening falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

Dionysus, God of Ecstacy.


You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.



See? Even emode agrees!

Of course, emode spells it "litening."
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The view from up here

From AIM (again)

You and I, we paint with our dreams
Never to be shared, sadly it seems
Moments will flee always like these
And leave us here begging on our knees.


I hate when I get inspired in or near sleep... "Sadder still to watch it die than never to have known it." Ideas don't die hard, but their memories do.
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