April 1st, 2001

From the desk of The Dark One.

Will you still love me when I'm bald?

Yes, of course!
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Yes, moreso!
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Eh, I'll think about it.
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No, I need a hairy man.
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No, I could never love you.
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Back way the hell off, freak.
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Have you ever heard of "The Chinese Room" scenario?

No.
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Yes.
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I think.
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What do you think it is?

(You don't have to answer this one if you answered 'no' to the second question). Would you read a story about a fellow working in the Chinese Room if I wrote one?

Sure.
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God, not more boring writing.
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No, thank you!
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Do you think I should get one of those gas-station-attendant style shirts? The one I would get has a trailer on it and says "White Trash". I think it would look svelte and make me even more Indie Rock Posercore.

Oh, please. Spare me!
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Hee hee... sounds funny!
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Do what you want to do. Follow the Way, young one. It will guide you.
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Have you heard the Doves' "Catch the Sun" or heard of the Doves at all?

I have heard of the Doves.
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I have heard Catch the Sun.
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I like!
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I hope that was fun for you like it was fun for me!
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