January 6th, 2001

Post vacation backlog

Crap. Expect comments on entries you'd forgotten you'd written, like, a week from now when I get caught up.
  • Current Music
    Leona Naess - Charm Attack / Movie: Yojimbo *joy*

You might be R. Kelly if...

Everywhere you walk, you're heading into a strong wind blowing; even indoors. (This has been known to happen to me; Ithaca is windy) This goes double for cemetaries, where you hang out a lot.

You pour one out for your homies. Everywhere. And you always have one. Whether it be in a car dealership, or at your favorite haunt, the cemetary. This really gets on the nerves of people at restaurants.

"I'll have one of your finest chiantis."
"Very good, sir."
*five minutes pass*
"Here you are, sir. Sir? What are you doing, sir?"
"I's pourin' one out fo mah dawgs."
"Sir!"
"What?!!" At this point, you stand up, and the wind catches your coat and you flutter there all hardcore.
"Nevermind, sir. Enjoy your meal."
At which point you think at him, Cracker-ass cracker.

I always think cracker-ass cracker, but that's thanks to Joe and Chris Rock. But I need to pour one out more often.
Christ, what am I doing up this late watching VH-1? Heaven knows.
  • Current Music
    CIV - Can't Wait One Minute More

(no subject)

I forgot to make any sort of New Year's Resolution. Does anyone out there want to make one for me? Be adventurous, even if you don't really know me; I'll forgive you. But I am half-way serious here; I want to see what people think, not just a bunch of stupid jokes we've all heard a thousand times (e.g. "Duh, take up underwater basketweaving, Drak.") So please give it your best shot, but don't strain your brain. I want to hear from EVERYBODY unless you hate me and I'm on your friends list by accident or you randomly found my journal.
  • Current Music
    Misfits - This Island Earth