The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good

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I could copywrite for an Ad firm

SCENE: Early evening in Suburbia. PIZZA BOY walks up to door and rings BELL.

BELL. ding dong

JACK NICHOLSON. answering the door, testy Yes?

DELIVERY BOY. chipper Domino's! Did you order the Code Red?

JN. looks around furtively before erupting You're darn right I ordered the Code Red!

cut to shots of the pizza

ANNOUNCER. New Domino's Code Red pizza! Made with real chunks of spicy buffalo chicken it blah blah blah limited time blah MSRP blah blah...

Slogan: Domino's! You're Darn Right!

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