The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good

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1 San Francisco, CA (uh, yeah)
2 Boston, MA-NH-ME sucks
3 Long Island, NY sucks
4 Washington, DC-MD-VA-WV hate DC
5 Seattle-Bellevue-Everett, WA i've thought about it
6 New York, NY this is the place i am trying to LEAVE
7 Baltimore, MD not sure
8 Pittsburgh, PA no thanks
9 Chicago, IL SHOT with a KNIFE
10 Newark, NJ used to live in that area i don't want to have to buy a new car each week cause my last was stolen pls ok tks

11 Tampa-St. Petersburg-Clearwater, FL i hate swamps
12 Bergen-Passaic, NJ WTF this is where i hate living NOW
13 Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN-WI not baaahd, eh? could drive to visit spendocrat, i guess, eat cheese
14 Middlesex-Somerset-Hunterdon, NJ if bergen is ass, central jersey is ass on a stick... bergen w/out the malls or easy driving distance to Fountains of Wayne ok pls die NJ die pls ok die tks die die die
15 Monmouth-Ocean, NJ WTF DID I JUST SAY? Tom's River is too snobby/expensive anyway
16 Syracuse, NY might as well live in Ithaca. not a permanent option
17 Los Angeles-Long Beach, CA only if i can roll in compton with my boy ice cube
18 Tacoma, WA watch out for the bridges
19 New Haven-Meriden, CT CT that shit out
20 Stamford-Norwalk, CT i am serious

21 Cleveland-Lorain-Elyria, OH all the chicks with hidden dicks say
22 Trenton, NJ only if I can escape to PA
23 Providence-Fall River-Warwick, RI-MA I like providence, just not NE
24 Oakland, CA i never need to return to oaktown. i've seen all i need to see in an all night diner there. then there was the bus driver. apparently, rascim's still a problem there. best depiction of the "wrong side of the tracks" ever, compared to SF
25 Duluth-Superior, MN-WI MORE CHEESE YUMM
26 Denver, CO i get nosebleeds a lot already
27 San Diego, CA CA is too hot. I need rain and occasional snow nottheinformakind
28 San Jose, CA yup
29 Philadelphia, PA-NJ philly cheesesteaks and chrissmari! Not exactly my type of town, but liveable
30 Danbury, CT ok now I hate you

In conclusion, online location tests suck.

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