I was supposed to be born ~May 10th. I was late to my own birth; we'll see about my funeral.
I was born in the year of the monkey. That, combined with me being a Gemini and having my moon in some intellectual sign like Aries or Aquarius or something means I am REALLY FUCKING CLEVER. Worse than that, I THINK I am REALLY FUCKING CLEVER, which means people have to put up with it.
All that said, post any and all birthday related comments here. Thanks.
(Next year I will just send out a form letter for you to sign).