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I found a muscle today I didn't know I had. It happened when I corrected my traditional grip in my left hand. So that's how you do it!
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And these ghetto boyz wear their hats in a way that
seems to scream, "I'm hardcore"
In a way that it's easy for me to ignore
All this macho posturing is such a bore
Keeping up appearances the worst chore
These flat-brimmed hats are the stupidest thing yet
Outstretched over eyes like Cro-Magnon brow
I remember when the style was as curved as you could get
...Just like mine is now.
Not-so-random thought:
...and Icarus hates the Sun
for all that it has done
for ruining his fun
He thought that he could play
but the sun was out that day
I took the liberty of converting it to verse form JUST NOW. The thought behind it is still excerpted, never fear.
From conversation today:
Me, as Cooter: Dang! This place is nastier 'an the junction 'tween a hooker's legs!
Me, as the Balladeer (played by Waylon Jennings): Now I don't know 'bout you, but I ain't never seen a hooker in Hazzard county that I'd touch with some other fella's pecker. Now, 'course, I ain't sayin' nothin' 'bout Daisy Duke, on account she ain't no whore. That girl's a grade 1A slut, and the boys of Hazzard love her for it.
Turns out that
Excerpted from high school:
"Ogres can see through glass, right? I can see through glass! So I should be able to see through that ogre!" -Matt Fielder
I am also impressed with the performance of my rechargable Ni-MH (Nickel Metal Hydride) batteries. Je le recommendez-vous!
What else am I forgetting to report? Other than that I bought a yo-yo today. A real yo-yo; one that does tricks and costs more than three dollars! And instead of being made of plastic, it's made of a high-performance polymer resin!
I am also going to a party tomorrow. There may be drinking and worse drugs. I hope I still manage to have fun. And I hope it doesn't alienate me from my coworkers.
It's almost 9 PM on the west coast! Where is Michelle? I am not exactly feeling clingy, but I miss her, and I open tomorrow, so I have to wake at 8. I want to rest up because I will be on my feet all day and then have the party later, so you won't hear from me. Not till the early AM. Thank god I have Sundays off.