Never Get Sent to Prison, a country (yes, I wrote a country) song inspired by thatdog's utter purdiness.
Never get sent to prison
I'm telling you as a friend
Cause if you get sent to prison
You'll end up as someone's girlfriend
For a guy, yer kinda purty
So I'm telling you as a friend
If you get sent to prison
It could only come to a bad end
<sobriquet> I wanted to be more explicit
<DarkSmile> It will be, in the last verse
<sobriquet> ahh buliding up
Prison is very boring
But you'll find the time will pass
You'll be praying for it, sure 'nuff
When Bubba's up your ass
OH!
Never get sent to prison
I'm telling you as a friend
Cause if you get sent to prison
You'll end up as Bubba's girlfriend
(This is where it gets raunchy folks. Don't read it if you don't mean it.)
Never get sent to prison,
This you must comprehend
Lest you come to an understanding
When Bubba comes in your rear-end
OH!
Never get sent to prison
I'm telling you as a friend
Cause if you get sent to prison
You'll end up as Bubba's girlfriend
FINALE: You'll end up as Bubba's girlfriend *musical flourish*
Told you I fucking had talent.
