The Enemy of the Good (eideteker) wrote,
The Enemy of the Good

Healthcare Debate

You may have seen this already, but it sums up the healthcare debate in a nutshell.

So yesterday morning at around 4am, I submitted the portfolio for my last class at Cornell. Assuming my grades are up to par, I will soon be a graduate. Only took me 8 years longer than expected. Not bad, considering it took my dad 25. Last night, Becca and I went out to dinner, and I decided to celebrate. I stopped on my way to meet her and picked up some birthday candles and a lighter at CVS. I snuck away at the restaurant and asked the waitress to "surprise" me with a cupcake from their bakery with a candle in it. When it arrived after we had finished our food, Becca was totally confused, which confused the waitress who thought that maybe I had been lying that it was for me and it was really for Becca. Which made it doubly hilarious. Ain't I a stinker?

Of course, when I picked up the candles, I was in a hurry, so I didn't notice I'd picked up the re-lighting candles. I didn't even know CVS stocked trick candles. The thought never crossed my mind. So yeah, I totally trick-candled myself. Triply hilarious.

I'm still looking for a job. Or for people to paypal me money. I figure 3,000 heeeeeelarious livejournal entries is worth something, right? Right?

Guys? Where are you going? Guys?
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