Yeah, I know everyone gets freaked out when these things happen. Bikes are dangerous. Whatev. My gear did its job and I walked away. I'll be riding as soon as the bike is fixed. Sadly, I'll probably miss this year's Spring Fling and Wrenching 101.
If anyone wishes to send me topless get well pix, please do. Guys, just make sure to shave your chest first. Chest hair actually impedes my healing process, even more than exposed nipples help it.