The Enemy of the Good ([info]eideteker) wrote,
@ 2004-04-13 18:08:00
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Current mood:from the "my other car is also a vehicle" dept.
Current music:Dinosaur Jr - Seemed Like the Thing to Do

That's Our Notto!
In my never ending campaign to come up with more stupid and useless t-shirts and bumper stickers, I've come across the idea of "Nottoes". Nottoes are corporate mottoes that don't really say anything. Like: "Anything less would be insufficient." I think the slogan I was trying to think of when I came up with that was: "Anything less would be uncivilized." Corporate slogans like: "Quality is Job #1" become "Quality is one of our jobs." I can't take credit for it, but if I think back, there was a movie not too long ago whose tagline was: "You'll laugh til you stop." That's a good one.

"My child is a regular student at Smalltown Elementary."



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[info]hamusutaa
2004-04-13 03:24 pm UTC (link)
"We're a company that makes things."

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[info]kermix
2004-04-13 03:27 pm UTC (link)
I always liked "The next best thing to being informed".

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If you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass-kicking for you
[info]eideteker
2004-04-13 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Baby on Board!

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[info]sobriquet
2004-04-13 05:39 pm UTC (link)
I used to have a couple of these, but I can't remember them now. You should keep a list. I'll recall mine later.

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